According to Carter we should name our baby any or all of the following names:
1. Piggy Honk
2. Pony Clink
3. Buck Mutuky
4. Snowman Bin
According to Carter all meals should consist of the following foods:
1. Girled {grilled} cheese sandwich
2. Celery
3. Apple Slices
4. Grapes
5. Strawberries
I am not complaining that my child is obsessed with fruit, however, we do have to limit his intake based on the "poop squirts" he gets when he eats more than 4 servings before 11am.
According to Carter all sentences should include some of the following phrases:
1. "Mom, just say yes before I ask you this....."
2. "No!"
3. "Let's fight"
4. "Why?"

7 comments:
Carter is great!
tell Carter that (a)none of those names start with "C" so too bad (b) those meals sound delicious - and by "delicious," I mean they sound like "things I can cook" and (c)spoken like a true boy!
You are SO funny. Poop squirts? Nice.
that CRACKS ME UP!!! i love just say yes before i ask you. that's like maya's "i'll tell you, but only if you promise not to get mad.".
He is just out of control! That is why we love him! :)
LOL! I'm voting for "Pony Clink"
Can I vote for Piggy Honk? I don't know why that cracked me up so much but it did, lol. What a great kid! How do you get him to eat fruit???
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