Tuesday, April 20, 2010

You Cannot Dispute These Facts

Carter: Are you married?

Me: Yes, to your dad.

Carter: Well, Caleb can't get married yet.

Me: Nope, he's way to little to get married.

Carter: I know, if he got married he would scratch his lady up.

8 comments:

Becca said...

funny!

Bethany Gilson said...

so disturbing but so true!

Tatum said...

He does have a point. Probably the main reason that babies can't marry. Love this boy!

Lyndsay said...

"scratch his lady up!" I'm dying!!

Jake and Roz said...

lol, that is awesome! Wonder what Carter's reasons for himself not being able to get married would be?

Dory said...

I think you should encourage Carter to refer to everyone's wife as their "lady"

Unknown said...

Holy cow! Funny and very true! Maybe you should cut his nails. :)

Mike and Jayna Miller said...

Wow Carter's pretty gangsta!